1. Wear my Google t-shirt.
2. Set my homepage to www.google.com
3. Continually ask, “Have you met BillG? Where’s BillG? When can I see BillG?”
4. Show off my bright blue iPod Nano
5. “Upgrade” my workstation to Windows XP
6. Then just format it and install Ubuntu
7. Randomly shout “Yahoo!” as I walk through the halls
8. Add my gmail address to my e-mail sig
9. Start an open-source project for Google Android
10. Default browser: Firefox Safari

(I kid, I kid…)